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 17:11 | 12/May/2008
Of bikini babes and being a good friend ...
Location: Bournemouth, a famous beach south of LondonCharacters: MeDivya, Saurabh and CP: friends from LondonManish and Akansha: husband and wife staying at Bournemouth due to Akansha"sofficial work. Manish is CP"s friend for the past 10 years, they were together in engineering. We all were sitting on the beach surrounded by women and bikinis in va... more...
 22:31 | 3/Apr/2008
Juno is refreshingly sweet ;)
Juno walks the thin line between being light or ridiculous, between being frank or vulgar and comes out on tops. Despite knowing that this is a run of the mill movie about teenage pregnancy, you not only enjoy it but also find the characters endearing. I expect Juno to be a major hit as and when it hits the multiplexes in India. In a nutshell this ... more...
 17:11 | 30/Mar/2008
KRace is slick!
Statutory warning: Any resemblance with the work done by Jumaani siblings is highly coincidental. I have been forced by this great movie to do some rechristenings:Race as KRace:Bipasha is Saif's girlfriend but Saif's step brother Akshaye loves her.So Saif convinces Bipasha to marry Akshay. Akshay despite Saif'srepeated warnings becomes an alcohol... more...
 16:56 | 24/Mar/2008
change in sports: talent is not enough
In the movie Chak De Shahrukh Khan tells his team to drop manners and play as rough as the opponent team: woh ek maare, tum do maaro, woh do maare, tum chaar maaro........(they hit you once, you hit twice, they hit you twice, you hit four times.....). Dhoni gives free rein to his boys to handle sledging the way they wish to. Aus... more...
 18:00 | 17/Mar/2008
Hey, IAS prep material for sale ;)
hey everonejust helping out a friend who wants to sell of her old stuff when she wrote civil services examination. the stuff is LOTS- on political science, anthropology and General Studies- books, notes and material from various coaching classes. Considering that most of it is in excellent condition, even if old, this would be very useful for any s... more...
 00:01 | 13/Mar/2008
Review (s) of 10,000 BC!!
Confession#1: I have not seen the movieConfession#2: The routine check of reviews to decide about watching the movie left me rolling in laughter. critics have gone out of the way to lambast the movie. Here are some irresistible gems: A visually impressive but narratively flimsy epic. I cheered for the villains who were building a coloss... more...
 22:01 | 8/Mar/2008
Edge of seat thriller- Vantage Point
The first few scenes and you are ready for the cliched the-american-president-is-shot-and-the-world-is-in-dang er movie. Vantage point is a  thriller from start to finsih. The movie has a strong script, good performances and a wonderful director. Even if some portions are half baked you are too absorbed in the story to notice. Dennis Quaid looks jad... more...
 17:33 | 25/Feb/2008
Mosqui-tales!!
At first I couldnt believe my ears. But then the mosquito sitting on the tip of my nose folded his wings and pleaded: O lady please allow me to have  a few drops of your blood so that my line can continue.Mosquitos require a kind of protein found in human blood for their eggs but I was too angry about all the previous unpermitted collections of blo... more...
 00:02 | 22/Feb/2008
Status quo??
hi!!The way messengers have invaded our lives it has become the essential meeting ground. Status messages are taglines against your name which were used to inform : stepped out, out for lunch, not at desk etc etc. Some of the interesting ones:Golden rule: he who has gold, rules. I want to die sleeping peacefully like my grandfather and not screamin... more...
 21:45 | 16/Feb/2008
Jodha Akbar- could have been great
hey pplJodha Akbar is a good movie that deserves a four star rating. Go watch the movie if you love either of these: beautiful jewelry, wonderful sets, an almost mills and boons hsitorical romance and HRITHIK. Believe me he looks yum. The first star would be Aishwarya Rai. She looks ravishing. Must be the first actress who expresses better with her... more...
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 Shreya Tiwari | 16:00 | 16/May/2008
Friends: (177)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Writing Hindi Poe...
Where are you ?
कहाँ हो तुम !! मैं जिनकी याद मे रोता हूँ ...,वो अब मुस्कुरा ;ते है .......!!द...  more...
 gulzar | 18:07 | 26/Apr/2008
Friends: (58)  | City: Ghaziabad  | Interests: Music, Playing, R...
dil
Tum banke dost aise aaye zindagi meke hum yeh zamana hi bhool gaye tumhe yaad aaye na aaye hamari kabhi par hum toh tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye Apne dil ki baat hum unse keh nahi sakteBin kahe bhi jee nahi sakteAye khuda aisi takdeer banaWoh humse khud aakar kahe"HUM AAPKE BINA REH NAHI SAKTE"Kabhi kabhi dil udas hota hai halka sa aankho ko ehsas h...  more...
 deepak kumar | 18:03 | 16/May/2008
Friends: (57)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Writing,photograp...
LESSON OF LIFE
शाम सूरज को ढालना सिखातì 8; है.शमा परवानí 5; को जलना सिखातì 8; है. गि...  more...
 candies alla... | 14:51 | 14/May/2008
Friends: (32)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Reading, going fo...
Smart Old Woman
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.......... Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?" Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding."  Older Woman: "Oh, I see." Officer: "Can I see your license please?" Older Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." Officer: "Don't have one? " Older Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. " Office...  more...
 abhijit dutta | 20:31 | 25/Jan/2008
Friends: (98)  | City: Yamuna nagar  | Interests: Eating, cooking(a...
Blogging and earning
Hello folks, I have been into writing for a long. I used to write on any subjects but didn't get any results or returns from these postings. Recently I came across Google Adsense. This is site where there is a facility for posting Google ads on your blog. If some one clicks on these blogs the blogger gets money for that clicking. I have added Googl...  more...
 daniel ribero | 01:45 | 17/May/2008
Friends: (454)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Business Networki...
The Best Way to Pick Up a Girl
You see her across the room. Ah, so attractive. But nobody to introduce her to you. "Ah, I'll do a James Bond on her," you think. Now what was Bond's first words to Pussy Galore? "I must be dreaming." No, that won't work. How about singing "Underneath the Mango Tree" to her as Bond did to Honey Rider in "Dr. No". Ah? No!Well, what's left? You'll ju...  more...
 Puneet Agrawal | 13:17 | 11/May/2008
Friends: (43)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: music, writing
An interview of an Egyptian
I am working with Egyptians for while now.. a nice joke sent to me from one of them (an interview of an Egyptian), describing the plight of common man in Egypt (including English/ accent!)...ENJOY!  Reporter: HiEgyptian: HelloReporter: Do u speak EnglishEgyptian: BerfectReporter: Do u mind if I interview uEgyptian: No, I don't have a mindReporter: ...  more...
 Yogesh Tatwal | 16:16 | 7/May/2008
Friends: (92)  | City: Indore  | Interests: reading,chating,R...
5 Ways Date a Woman in de Workplace
As a dating coach, people come to myblog every day and ask me this question: ''yogesh, there's this great woman that I want to date who works with me at the same company. How do I get her to date me and still keep my job?''Dating in the workplace is very tricky, because you don't want to jeopardize your status in the company or her status in the co...  more...
 A M Daniel | 21:10 | 14/May/2008
Friends: (472)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: reading, viewing ...
Never ever give up
Don't give up.....One day I decided to quit...I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality... I wanted to quit my life.I went to the woods to have one last talk with God."God", I asked, "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"His answer surprised me..."Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?""Yes", I replied."When I pla...  more...
 mady | 15:34 | 14/May/2008
Friends: (7)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: I like playing cr...
Jaipur blasts
Day by day anything in happend in this world in 13th may in jaipur ................. It's very sad for all of ...........us Seven blast in 12 minutes....... 60 killed, 150 hurt in Jaipur blasts  more...
 amalendu upa... | 13:40 | 14/May/2008
Friends: (162)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: News,Reviews on c...
Jaipur Blasts
Gulabi Shahr kal Khoon se lal ho gaya. Kuchh sirfire logon ne khoon ki holi kheli.Ham sabko is ghatna ki khule dil aur dimag se majammat[Ninda] karni chahiye.Nischiy roop se marne wale na Hindu the na musalman woh sirf aur sirf hindustani the.Jabki Yeh hatyakand ravhne wale ek adad wahshi darinde.Yeh hindustaniyat ka takaza hai ki is sankat ki ghad...  more...
 Solidus | 18:50 | 9/May/2008
Friends: (248)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: http://openmedia....
Failed Management of MTNL - II
An email sent to the senior management of MTNLDear Sir / Ma"am,With reference to our message dt. May 6th 2008, with the same subject, we appreciate your efforts in the resolution of our complaints.I received some telephonic calls from MTNL executives and officers however they seem to be neither  having any detail regarding my complaints nor any res...  more...
 Pankaj Sharma | 18:17 | 12/May/2008
Friends: (38)  | City: Faridabad  | Interests: Finding Good Frie...
Take Care of Yourself....
BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS1. No Breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. 2. Overeating It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. 3. Smoking It causes multiple brain shrinkage an...  more...
 Charu Govil | 15:42 | 16/May/2008
Friends: (129)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: writing, listenin...
MY EGYPT EXCURSION (DAY 1)
Egypt is a mystery in the History. I did realize that after my visit to this Pandora Box a couple of months back.  Geologically, it does resemble India, but is mainly distinguishable by the dominating Arabic Sunni Muslim population. Christians do have a substantial share (to about 30% in Cairo), with a fine mingling of architecture and food.The cou...  more...
 Rhythm | 16:43 | 19/Apr/2008
Friends: (2)  | City: Chandigarh  | Interests: music
Ek aur Shaam....
ek shaam ka hum intezaar karte hain,aur ek shaam ko woh bhool jaate hain.woh do shaam kahin ek hi naa ho,bas yahi khuda se maanga karte hain.dil ki baatein kahi nahi jaati,aankhe khud hi use pad leti hain.aankhen jukana unki aadat naa ho,bas yahi khuda se maanga kerte hain.ek shaam phir, humse milne woh aati hai,hum unki hasee  me gum ho jaate  hai...  more...
 Anu | 11:09 | 14/May/2008
Friends: (113)  | City: Aurangabad  | Interests: Litsen Songs, Pla...
True Friends
Each of us has a hidden place,Some where deep within ourselves,A place where we go to get away,To think things through,To be alone to be ourselves, This unique place where we comfort our deepest feelings,Becomes a storehouse of all our hopes,All our need, all our dreams,And even our unspoken fears,In encompasses the essence who we are and what to b...  more...
 amit lodha | 03:13 | 16/Apr/2008
Friends: (26)  | City: Jodhpur  | Interests: travelling, makin...
top 5
1 Sell BIOCON @ 438 to 435 Target 428-417-394. SSL 451.5)Sell HINDALCO @ 174 to 173 Target 172-169-1632 L&T bags Rs 2,000 Cr order for development of Bombay Dyeing Mills;Petroleum Minister to meet FM this week on greater compensation on fuel s3Waqt ke daeray se Hum kahi nikal na Jaye,Aap ke Dil se hum Kahi ootar na jaye,Hum yuhi Aapko Yaad dilaya k...  more...
 dipesh khemani | 23:12 | 4/Jun/2007
Friends: (8)  | Interests: football,reading,...
hi wassup  more...
 rajeev singh | 23:11 | 13/Apr/2008
Friends: (44)  | City: jaunpur  | Interests: photography,readi...
Fire
Again Fire Blown By Raj ThackerayOnes again MNS leader Raj Thackeray picked up the matter of ''BHUMIPUTRA''(those who born in Maharashtra) as a political gimmick.This time they targate the privatre companies,who provide jobs to nort Indian.This kind of letter is written to more than 45,ooo companies to reserve 80% of jobs for ''BHUMIPUTRA'',other w...  more...
 sairam | 18:16 | 6/May/2008
Friends: (84)  | City: Vishakapatnam  | Interests: Reading,movies, G...
HELLO
Do u kno dancing  Without  a move..............  more...
 lonely | 12:19 | 11/May/2008
Friends: (215)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: sharing,observing...
Mother..The Precious gift from god
Maa, Mom, Amma…all the words having similar meaning. If u ask any body in this world, definitely they can say “these are the sweetest words in all”..U know when mother feels the happiest moment in her entire life..”definitely when you first call her with any of these words”..there is no bounds  to her joy when listening these words from your mouth…...  more...
 Prototype X | 11:27 | 10/May/2008
Friends: (43)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: sports, music and...
Worlds Greatest Villain Paradox
This is fiction... A figment of my imagination.. and i dont mean any offence to anybody or to hurt anyone's personal opinions________________________________ _____________________________Greetings! You must be wondering why I wished to communicate with you after eons of silence. Well everything has its time, and my time is now. Through out these cen...  more...
 Sandeep patil | 10:28 | 8/Apr/2008
Friends: (4)  | City: Nagpur  | Interests: travelling,watchi...
thoughts
Success is a journey, Not destination. Keep moving.  more...
 Devil Prody | 09:36 | 7/Mar/2008
Friends: (150)  | City: devilz' land  | Interests: to scare you all ...
Money Honey     I met money one day. I said, "You are just a piece of paper."  Money smiled and said, "Of course I'm a piece of paper, but I haven't seen a dustbin yet, in my life".  more...
 prasanna Kumar | 14:06 | 9/Apr/2008
Friends: (23)  | City: Hyderabad  | Interests: music, reading,ma...
friends
hi friends i am really very unfortunate because i lost al my rediffiland friends i almost made more than eighty friends they r really very good but some body played a mischief and deleted all my iland blogs and friends again i have to start afresh hope i will get back al my friends................. c u then ........... take care........... .  more...
 uday mukadam | 00:34 | 13/Apr/2008
Friends: (127)  | City: Raipur  | Interests: reading,traveling...
FRIENDSHIP
friendship is not like the rain ! that pours & goes. it is more like the  air   ! sometimes, keeping quiet & sometimes,makingnoise but is alwaya there around .  more...
 sajith kutty | 00:28 | 4/Apr/2008
Friends: (7)  | City: Baroda  | Interests: Music
I Love MeOne afternoon while speaking to a friend about individualism, she suddenly asked me "Do you love yourself?".  "Yes, very much", I replied.  And then I asked myself, am I being selfish?  May be I am.  I thought back and I realized, I have never been ashamed or scared of calling myself selfish.  Am I mean?  In a sense I am.  If one ever want...  more...
 Jitendra | 14:48 | 22/Apr/2008
Friends: (18)  | City: Allahabad  | Interests: Music,Riding on t...
innocent feelings
RimJhim Rimjhim RumJhum RumJhum Bheegi Bheegi Rut mein tum hum hum tum chalte hain. Bajta hai jaltarang teen ki chhat pe jab Motiyon jaisa jal barseboondon ki ye ladi laayi hai wo ghadi jiske liya mann tarse Aayi.n hai dekhne jheelon ke aaine.nbaalon ko khole ghatayei.nrahei.n dhuaa.n dhuaa.n jayenge hum kahaachalo yahi rah jaayei.n with love ........  more...
 Kute Engineer | 20:25 | 2/May/2008
Friends: (42)  | City: koderma  | Interests: Adventurous sport...
Er.Alokkumar-Resume
   TO WHOM SO EVER IT MAY CONCERN                      This is to certify that Prof. Alok Kumar ( Assistant Professor ),  S/o Sri C .B. Singh is a Permanent faculty & Acting H.O.D. in our Mechanical Department. He  is  an  asset  for  our  organization  with  his  deep  technical knowledge , experiences , dedication , courage  and  performances . H...  more...
 SANTOSH NEEMA | 14:06 | 12/May/2008
Friends: (23)  | City: Bhopal 
SEARCHING FOR YOU
I was searching for youDid I find  myself ....?I was looking at the rainbowDid I see the grass......?Yes , I was looking at you But do you  really exist....?Are you dead or alive.......?I was trying for perfection  !How can perfection be found ?     I was  searching for you         Did  I  find myself ......?There is a  light somewhere nearby   The...  more...
 reader | 11:02 | 11/May/2008
Friends: (63)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: blog , chat , swa...
Mothers day.
"Morning wake up call brings me smile,Though sleepy but love the voice traveling across the miles,Came to know later it was Mothers day,So, expressed mine greetings with not much thought." Festival, don’t believe much in it though still I love or feel to enjoy most of them. Since, I am very self-centric (that’s what I love to believe on festive day...  more...
 Hardeep singh | 20:34 | 7/Apr/2008
Friends: (354)  | City: Ludhiana  | Interests: cricket,music,wri...
COME HOME EARLY
COME HOME EARLY……..Son: "Daddy, may I ask you a question"Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?" Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour" Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour" "Oh", the little boy replied, with his head do...  more...
 Abdulla Patel | 15:19 | 14/Feb/2008
Friends: (78)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: music, watching c...
happy valentnes day
happy valentines day to all, have a nice time with ur valentine.  more...
 Seena Vincent | 07:57 | 8/May/2008
Friends: (707)  | Interests: Internet Money
Stock Market for Beginners
Stock Market for BeginnersHere come a new blog that talk about stock market, sharetrading and online share marketing etc. You can become master of the trade infew days. Her we give some guidance to get help from the internet. So keepreading the blog Stock Market for Beginners.Some articles that already have posted in this bloghowdo mutual funds wor...  more...
 rahulrohilla | 18:40 | 23/Apr/2008
Friends: (52)  | City: Gurgaon  | Interests: playing cricket,r...
VAFA
wfa a naam na lo................ wfa bda erulaty h.................  wfa ka naam lene se ak bewfa ki yaad aati h....................  more...
 Gordhan | 06:21 | 6/May/2008
Friends: (34)  | City: Jaipur  | Interests: reading and blogg...
Love Vs Friendship
Hiyesterday i was talking to my friend.Love and freindship is topic so doesn't mean that i was talking to any girl.We were college friends.Its a long time we could not contact to ecah other.Last time we were together in our college tour to Shimla.It was August 2006.We enjoyed a lot in those days.He was selected in a company so he directly leave us ...  more...
 raunek kanth... | 22:48 | 30/Mar/2008
Friends: (69)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Just wanna be 'HE...
The final beckon..
 The final beckon... Every day I  walk this road with a regretful heart,With thoughts of the moments when we moved apart. I pass by the remains of my broken dreams,my reflection mocks at me and tears come to brim. Then a little smile comes to my face,I  think  about the time we used to embrace, Suddenly I find myself amidst some crowd,Yet feeling l...  more...
 tarun goel | 17:12 | 10/May/2008
Friends: (110)  | City: Ghaziabad  | Interests: trying hard to fi...
Kyo
kyon chalti hai pawan ?            because of evaporation             kyon jhoome hai gagan ?            because of earth's revolution             kyon machalta hai mann ?            because of excessive respiration             na tum janno na hum ?            but i just gave all the answers               kyon aati hai bahar ?            because of...  more...
 Vish Iyer | 22:01 | 4/May/2008
Friends: (185)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Reading, Sports, ...
Stories we tell ourselves
The stories we tell ourselves daily affect our quality of life. Play close attention to