hi!!
The way messengers have invaded our lives it has become the essential meeting ground. Status messages are taglines against your name which were used to inform : stepped out, out for lunch, not at desk etc etc.

Some of the interesting ones:

Golden rule: he who has gold, rules.
I want to die sleeping peacefully like my grandfather and not screaming like the passengers in his car ;)
It is teh darkest before dawn, therefore if you want to, that is teh time to steal your neighbor's newspaper

Recently my status read: Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

My cousin Shishir: Women will be more successful than men because they have no wives to harass them

A friend : Dont assume! Women in Netherlands can have wives ;)